INFO: Congratulations! Your Student Loan Is Paid Off!

Dear CONAN,

We are happy to report you have successfully completed full repayment of the student loan(s) listed above. Congratulations on reaching this exciting goal! We will now release you from your fitted yoke.

Please keep this notification for your records. Details about your loan will remain in your online account for 13 months. Log in to Indenture.com to view the loan information. Behold line after line of payments that you have paid over the past 10 years, like endless entries on a memorial.

How does it feel to pay off your student loan? Really, this is not just a rhetorical question — we’d love to hear from you. Please share your thoughts with us at Facebook.com/Indenture or @Indenture on Twitter. (Note: slander will be punished with a civil lawsuit seeking financial damages. Defamation, of which slander is a form, is a criminal offense.)

If you have any questions, please visit Indenture.com or call us at 888.888.8888. Also, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Sincerely,

Your Indenture Customer Service Team

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